CHRISTIAN!!

My sweet boy who is so patient in the bathroom:

(No..He is not falling in! Hee-hee! This is just how he likes to sit! So cute!)

But as cute as he is...He can drive me BATTY!!!
This morning, he disappeared. All the other kids were running around and dancing to the Lightning McQueen soundtrack, and Christian was just gone. Carey came down from work to get a soda and started yelling that the garage door ( from the house to the garage) was open. Then he gasped, and I heard him say, "Momma's not gonna like this!"





5 eggs on my garage floor. What a mess!! UGGG! When I asked him what he was doing with the eggs, he said "one, two, free, fo, fi!". "Did you want to eat the eggs?" "NO!"

So off he goes into time out while I grab the dog to help me clean up the mess.
(Which, by the way, she won't do. I need a new model, my dog model is tooo picky!).

So, while I am cleaning up the eggs, Christian is in timeout doing... THIS:




He is then brought up to his room to sit in time out.

While I pick up the leaves, I suddenly hear water running....I run upstairs to find him in the bathroom dumping out an entire bottle of Aveeno baby wash!! "AAGGGGGG!!!!!!", I scream.
"Whaaaaaaaa!", he screams.
And he is again put in his room.

After I got done cleaning everything up, I went back upstairs to talk to him.
He was laying down in his bed, covered up and just contemplating the ceiling. He looked like such and angel!

But I know the real truth! Heeheehee!!!


Dang ...Where is that devil costume when you need it!!